crrocs:

i wanna get hot and fit and healthy but like i dont wanna stop living off junk food and watching tv shows and sleeping until 4pm ya feel me

bonaventure-:

"ok we’re at the window. what do you want"

"i want the burger"

"there’s no burger on the menu"

"i want the burger"

"gendo we’re at taco bell" 

"quiero una burger"

"the number of people in this car is about to go down to quiero uno if you don’t shut the hell up"

leafwhirlwind:

Very important

(Source: bythepowercosmic)

(Source: coolscar)

(Source: vriskasercket)

towritepoems:

My girlfriend just got OWNED

tes1a:

RIP that text post you thought of in class and then forgot when you got home

askgeorgebush:

petition to change the word ‘graveyard’ to ‘skeleton farm’

firelorcl:

playing grand theft auto

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kalliopetanith:

gollums-new-best-friend:

kimcuntdashian:

what really scares me is that i’m average i’m not really good at anything or really beautiful i’m going to live an average life with an average job an average income and die an average death with an average funeral and nobody is going to remember me

Van Gogh thought that too

That is really, really inspiring, actually.

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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asian:

Perks of Dating Me:

  • I don’t go anywhere, so we can always hangout
  • I’m too ugly to cheat on you
  • Sometimes i’m funny
  • I live near a pizza restaurant

(Source: jasun.me)

susemoji:

where do these white dads come from

(Source: vinebox)

houndstar:

Houndstar Graphics Challenge | [1/10] Families | - The Robin Family.